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Monday 22 October 2012

Funny Job Repackaging Titles.



  • WIFE- Seasoned professional experienced in working in a fast-paced environment, requiring strong interpersonal, organizational, and technical skills. Detail-oriented, highly trustworthy, ethical, and resourceful in completing projects and tasks. 


Capabilities include:

Word Processing and Typing

Filing and Data Archiving

General Accounting

Telephone Reception

Computer Operations

Office Equipment Operations.


  • Tonto Dike: Audio-Visual Weapons Expert (AVWE)
  • GARRI SELLER=hunger extermination officer
  • WHEELBARROW PUSHER=destination manager
  • BUS CONDUCTOR=exiting and entering officer
  • Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)




  • House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)


  • Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager

(OACM)

  • Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)


  • Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor

Specialist (BCCS)

  • Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician

(TWT)

  • Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)


  • Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)


  • Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer

(PSE)

  • Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance

Officer (TPSO)

  • Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)


  • Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)


  • Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)


  • Employee without Portfolio : Administration

Manager (AM)

  • Cook : Gastrointestinal l Nourishment Management

Executive(GNMO)

  • Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist

(DSCRS)

  • Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)


  • Gossip : Research & Communications Manager

(RCM).

  • Bad Belle People: Research, Analysis & Criticism

Specialist (RACS)

  • LovePeddlers: Temporary Spouse Replacement &

Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)


  • Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance

Executive (ATME)

  • Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction

Engineer (AFTCE)

  • Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)


  • Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)


  • Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution

Consultant (IWDC)



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