Strictly For Laughs: Ekuke New Breed Of Dog.

Ekuke's Hustling In Akure.
I would like to introduce you to a breed called 'Ekuke'..

1. Average cost of an Ekuke - Puppy #500 Naira - #2500
2. Monthly maintanance cost is almost zero, depending on how you want to look at it. If you are too busy, just leave your gate open in the morning so the Ekuke can go out in the morning and hustle. By evening, it would come back fully fed. They also dont need regular vetinary check-ups. Just give them their required anti-rabies shot and they are good to go. They dont need to be groomed either or taken for long walks.


3. Feeding Cost.. Again, this is dependent. Ekuke can feed themselves.. But if you care too much, you can just pay your lacal mama put 5'k to be bring her leftovers in the evening.
4. Cleaning.. Ekuke baths itself.. its fur is short so does not require regular grooming.
5. Attention.. Ekuke no send you.. All it needs from you is shelter.. Feedings, bathing, healthcare and all it would provide for itself. Ekuke is a true hustler dog.
6. Size recommendation for grad student I will recommend a big sized Ekuke.. Since you are a student, a big Ekuke is more beneficial to you than a puppy. Incase you go broke, A big Ekuke sells faster than a puppy as any Akwa Ibom man in your area would pay a good price for a big, good looking Ekuke.. And you sef, incase you no see food, your big Ekuke can also feed you for some weeks.. Just kill it, put in the fridge and be eating it small small.. Thats like 1 native goat.
7. Training Ekuke does not need training.. It trains itself. Ekuke answers all names.. Bingo, Billie, hisssss, mtcheeewww, haaycee all it would answer. Ekuke will shiit outside your compound or room if you leave the door open. Ekuke no get time to bite anybody, too busy hustling for its daily bread.
LoL saw this on nairaland couldnt stop laughing hope it has the same effect on you too.