y1WlEjNAYV3-K1WpS3N1_iK3Azo TaJuLa's Blog: 01/17/13

Thursday 17 January 2013

LMAO................


Mr Bean spoofs British pop group On Direction. Very funny.

Rita Ora In February Issue Of Out Magazine

Sultry: British star Rita Ora posed in a sexy photo shoot for the February issue of Out magazineBedroom eyes: The How We Do singer paired a golden silk blouse with patterned trousers
British star Rita Ora posed in a sexy photo shoot for the February issue of Out magazine.

Bizzare ,Crying Three Times A Day Helps Reduce Bloating And Weight- Tatyana Ali



Nineties child star Tatyana Ali has revealed that she cries three times a day to reduce bloating.
The 33-year-old, who played Will Smith's little cousin, Ashley Banks, on the hit NBC sitcom Fresh Prince of Bel Air, told the Huffington Post: 'I cry three times a day as part of my workout routine. It really targets the core. Great way to reduce bloating.'As well as crying Miss Ali, told the Huffington Post that she regularly dances. Ehen no wonder Nkiru Slyvanus is so slim and Ameze Imariagbe, thats not hard to do nah. Me i can cry a river. 

Idris Elba's Unflattering Look.

Rupert's got a new fan! Idris Elba rocked a different look at the GQ Men of the Year awards - one usually favoured by none other than Rupert bearStyle icon: In a fetching red jumper and check trousers, Rupert obviously lent some style advice to The Wire actor Idris

He wore this for GQ's Men of the Year awards held on Wednesday night at the Musee d'Orsay in Paris, Idris wore a fetching grey and red checked blazer, with red trousers and a red tie to match. He dressed like Rupert the cartoon bear.



Bishop Larry Trotter Poses In Tub With Grand Daughter.



A popular Chicago preacher has provoked controversy after posting a picture of himself in the bath with his granddaughter on Instragram. Bishop Larry Trotter of the Sweet Holly Spirit Church caused uproar on Twitter after sharing the intimate snap with his fans on the popular photo-sharing site

The Problem Of The Black Race - James David Manning


I do not agree with some things that he said its not everywhere in Nigeria that we have pot bellied children running around without shoes biko, come see for yourself. He challenged us Africans shaa.  All you Nigerians in Harlem kia, see dissing, never been to Harlem an i don't think i would ever go there, though thats where alot of black African slaves settled so they run that town. Lamar Odom is so Nigerian.

Zimbabwean Deputy Vice President Dies Of Cancer At 78


Zimbabwean Vice-President John Nkomo died on Thursday after receiving treatment for cancer. Nkomo, 78, was nominated for the joint number two position alongside Joice Mujuru two years ago after a fractious meeting of the southern African nation's ruling ZANU-PF party. A founding member of nationalist leader Joshua Nkomo's ZAPU before its merger with Mugabe's ZANU-PF in the 1980s, John Nkomo was seen by many as an efficient administrator but a remote potential successor to Mugabe due to his age and ill health. Analysts say his death will rekindle debate over 88-year-old Mugabe's health issues and open up a succession battle as the country's shaky coalition government edges towards a general election due this year. Nkomo was among a number of individuals not allowed to travel to the United States because the US government alleges he has worked to undermine democracy and rule of law in Zimbabwe. He is survived by his wife, Georgina Ngwenya. Burial arrangements to be announced by the Family.

Panic Grips Political Appointees Over Kidnap Threat



Culled From Leadership Newspaper
There was panic yesterday among the immediate family of the Bayelsa State Governor, Hon. Seriake Dickson and other political office holders in the State following anonymous text messages threatening to kidnap their family members. The fear was further deepened yesterday following the reported abduction of one of the Sisters to the State Governor in his hometown Toruo-Rua in Sagbama Local Government area  by unidentified gunmen and the deployment of armed policemen around the country home of the governor in Yenagoa and Sagbama. But the Chief Press Secretary (CPS) to the Governor, Mr.Daniel Markson-Iworiso, dismissed the reported abduction as a rumor and a deliberate act of falsehood by enemies of the present administration.

Pastor Tunde Bakare Speaks On 27M Land Charge.



Founder, Latter Rain Assembly, Pastor Tunde Bakare has attacked Nigeria’s  Lagos State Government for collecting N72 million from him for change of ownership of a parcel of land he bought from the Power Holding Company of Nigeria, PHCN. Bakare, who spoke in Lagos, Southwest Nigeria, said he bought the parcel of land from PHCN to build a residential estate to make more people own their houses, saying he was shocked when the state government asked him to pay N72 million. He said after paying the money, the government was yet to release documents of the transaction to him. The preacher stated that such money was unnecessary as he had already paid for the land and that this was one of the evils brought about by the Land Use Act, LUA. “The Land Use Act is the enemy of progress in our country. Due to greed for land, they imposed it in our constitution and they are smiling to the bank every day. Citizens are not having access to land or they will pay through their nose. Am so glad someone is speaking out because this is what we go through in Lagos State.
PM NEWS.

Sexy Yvonne Nelson In Bikini.


Nice Pose, what would i do to get a tummy like that after Twins. #thinking

Blast From The Past: Banky W's Secondary School Picture.


Can you guess where Banky W is in this Photo? This was taken in Home Science Secondary School Circa 199.... First look for the head then you would find him. LOL.

MTV VJ Search Final 3.

MTV Base VJ Search - Nigeria_ The Three Finalists (from Left to Right Kemi, Ehiz and Ada)

MTV Base has revealed the names of the three contestants vying for the role of the MTV Base VJ. They are 26 year old Ada Ogunkeya, 25 year old Ehizojia Okoeguale,and 22 year old Kemi Owatemi. Considering the juicy gifts that are awaiting the winner the competition is quite stiff. The prizes include a contract with MTV Base worth N10m plus a brand new car.

Woman Gets Pregnant By 13 Year Old Boy!


This world is becoming Crazy , 13 year old to 20 year old keh.

Caption This!!!!


Me its Praise The Lord, Praise The Lord Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. LOL

Gov Of Gombe State Survives Ghastly Accident.



The convoy of the Governor of Gombe State, Mr. Ibrahim Hassan Dankwambo was involved in a fatal car crash late Wednesday night that killed one person and left six others wounded. The crash occurred along Gombe-Yola highway as the Governor made his way back to the state capital after touring projects at Shingom Local Government Area. Witnesses report that a speeding pickup van caused the accident when it lost control and rammed into a police van and a Peugeot 406 sedan in Dankwambo’s convoy. The Governor’s car was however not involved in the multiple car accident. Meanwhile, in another development, the Majority Leader of the Gombe House of Assembly was assassinated same Wednesday night by yet to be identified gunmen. Alhaji Abdulhamid Waziri Doho was shot dead at close range by a gang of six gunmen inside his residence located opposite the Gombe State University, an associate of the politician, Adamu Yakubu told Newsmen. The associate said the gunmen stormed Doho’s residence at about 8.30pm.
The slain politician’s daughter was also shot in her left arm. She is being treated at the Federal Medical Centre Gombe.

Alaafin Of Oyo Spotted In Aso Rock.


Wonder what the closed door meetings he's been having with President Jonathan , i bet its about 2015. Fingers crossed, gist would get to us all.
Picture courtesy Ladun Liadi

Former President Olusegun Obasanjo Refuses To Lay Wreath


Former President Olusegun Obasanjo caused a stir this morning at the Armed Forces Remembrance Day celebration in Abeokuta, Ogun State, Southwest Nigeria, when he refused to lay a wreath to honour the fallen heroes. Though he was not originally on the agenda for the celebration, he was contacted to lay the wreath after the state governor, Senator Ibikunle Amosun.
But he bluntly refused despite overtures made to him by Governor Amosun, the deputy governor and Iyalode of Egbaland, Chief (Mrs.) Alaba Lawson who went to his seat and knelt down beside ‘Baba.’ He refused to utter a word duringthe ceremony according to information gathered he was offended that his name wasn't on the Initial list of those to lay a wreath for the fallen heroes and was only added on at the last minute so he was offended.

As A Woman Would You Get Sterilized When You Decide To Stop Having Babies.



British women who have chosen to prevent pregnancy for life with a controversial new device called Essure.
Inserting Essure is quick (it takes less than ten minutes), simple, and there is apparently less risk of unpleasant side-effects than there is with more conventional contraceptives. But it comes with one major drawback for women. Unlike traditional contraception and sterilisation, which can sometimes be successfully reversed, Essure is intended to be completely permanent.

Nigerian Air Force Contingent Leave For Mali.

Nigerian paratroopers: off to Mali

Nigerian Air force contingent made up 69 Paratroopers and Seven officers departed for the crisis-ridden West African nation of Mali through the Port Harcourt International Airport Thursday.
The Chief of Air Staff, Air Vice Marshall Alex Badeh,charged them not to deviate from the tour of duty and the rule of engagement by the Economic Community of West African States, ECOWAS, while in Mali .
He warned them that they should not engage in any unprofessional acts that would smear the towering image of the Nigeria Military, in particular and the nation in general in the African continent in peace keeping operations. The contingent made up officers and men were in combat fatigue of the Nigerian Airforce.
Nigeria has pledged 900 soldiers for the West African intervention force in Mali, designed to stop the balkanisation of the country by Islamists.

Khloe Kardashian Odom Addresses Rumours.


Refute: Khloe posted a strongly worded statement on her website about 'false stories' written about her in U.S. tabloids

Man Killed While Crossing Road.

•Wife of the deceased being comforted by sympathisers at the scene of the accident. Inset: Body of the man crushed to death by a commuter bus at Ojota, this morning.

A middle-aged man who had travelled safely with his wife from Ibadan to Lagos was crushed to death at Ojota, just minutes after alighting from the bus on Tuesday, witnesses said. He had shunned the pedestrian bridge some metres away only for a commuter bus to crush him. The couple left Ibadan at about 2.30 p.m. and journeyed safely for about two hours throughout the about 150 kilometre distance between the two states only for the man to be killed minutes on arrival at his final destination at about 4.30 p.m. Witnesses said the deceased, only identified as Olamide, was about crossing the busy Ikorodu expressway at Ojota area of Lagos, southwest Nigeria, when a speeding yellow commuter bus popularly known as danfo, crushed him, a few metres away from a pedestrian bridge constructed by the government to prevent expressway crossing that results in fatal accidents such as this one.

Governor Jang Of Plateau State Visits Gove Suntai In Germany.


Hope this isnt just a photo op.

Police College Students Get N150 Daily For Food


No Wonder they often come out hungry. How deplorable. The Nigerian Police Force needs a complete overhaul. Someone said its like expecting something from nothing. How can they protect us. people that are hungry from college, ready to rent guns out to thieves.

Kim K Sizzles On The Cover Of Hia Middle East Magazine.

Cover girl: Kim struck a more conservation look on the front of Hia

The reality star swapped her usual fashion for a series of veils as she took part in a cover shoot for Arabian luxury women's magazine, Hia. She said the magazine was the leading luxury lifestyle magazine for Arab woman and was honored to be on the cover.
'This shoot was so different from any I have done before and I’m so pleased with how the cover turned out. Lets hope it doesnt get banned with her flashing her breasts. Two more shots after the cut

Opposition Parties To Merger A Sure Thing, Till Then Buhari Doesnt Know Fate.


The ACN, CPC, ANPP and others are in merger talks to challenge the ruling PDP in 2015. Leader of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC), Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, yesterday stated that there is no going back on the party’s merger talks with other opposition political parties. National chairman, All Nigeria Peoples Party (ANPP), Dr. Ogbonnaya Onu, declared that the party has since weaned itself from its relationship with the PDP, he said the ANPP was ready and driving merger talks to wrestle power from the PDP in 2015. “Nigeria needs change and Nigerians deserve change and we will do everything necessary to bring about that change,” Onu said.

Jonathans Administration Scores Low On Corruption.


Two front-line Ex-Militants General Boyloaf and To Ateke score Jinathan low on corruption. They slammed the administration of President Goodluck Jonathan over its poor performance in the area of infrastructural development and the fight against corruption. The ex-militant leaders that have shown much support for the President Jonathan administration and benefitted from the N5.6billion federal government contract for the monitoring of oil pipelines in the Niger Delta region. The ex-militant leaders, in a statement mailed to LEADERSHIP yesterday and signed by  Ateke Tom and Boyloaf, described the noticeable failures of the Jonathan administration as a ‘huge embarrassment’ and a ‘threat to their patience.’Tor a word is enough for the wise.

Kenyans Burn Coffins To Protest Greedy Leadership.


Hundreds of demonstrators torched 221 coffins outside Kenya's parliament on Wednesday in protest against legislators who voted last week to triple their end-of-term bonuses and award themselves state funerals. They highlighted their anger over a political class in East Africa's largest economy widely regarded as greedy and corrupt.